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OMG scoot IS alive. He is doing spantastically and he has a house, a house that somebody built, and he is fixing it, and it is spiffy and round and stuff, and its round, yeah, round, on 2 floors, and the staircase is round too, and its all shwoosh round and curvy and stuff. It will be spiffy and stuff. and scoot is tired, he doesnt want to work tomorrow, atleast he doesnt work till late and stuff, he doesnt know what to say anymore hes just tired and hes just tired of everything. omg though he did just get a lappytop and it is swell.

byebye

hii guys.
this is chelsea posting for teh awesome scoots.
he is still living.
& awesomely amazing
& all of that good jibber jabber.
he went to cananananada.
=)

danger danger
<3.

loves,
chelsea & scoots.

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lols the crappyness is amazingz

so like i was having a good time right and then i wasnt but now i am and i dont know why, but its not bad that i am is it? whenever i bring up the subject of moving to my friends\those that call themselves my friends they get all omg fine im going to be a bitch about it, wtf people, its not like you ever call me to hang out anyways why the hell do you give a shit if i try to make my life better? but on a ligheter note, its almost 5 am. and i really love being me, most of the time, sometimes. i miss talking to yous guys and i want to see clerks 2 ive heard its really good but without money i havent been able to go yet although i could try to get taylor to take me but ive stopped talking to a lot of people and i dont miss it sometimes i do, but then i realize they just arent that important why is anybody important i mean sure were supposed to love our parents because they had us but really they have no more connection to me than any of my friends i mean sure yay thanks for being horny teenagers and fucking a lot but uhhh i guess thats a good reason to have strong emotional bonds with somebody if thats your thing i dont know but im really loving this new lemon demon cd it rocks and i think the man is a genious and i would definatly donate to him if i wasnt a broke ass bastard his vocals have gotten like 1000000x times better like he sounds good now and he plays well and mixes well and i want a lemon demon tshirt i hope he gets rich someday cause nobody with skills gets rich anymore unless theyre legal skills or theivery skills wich i actually am pretty good with both although by legal skills i just mean manipulating people wich i seem to do on a daily basis without even realizing it ive caught myself doing it more than once but its kind of funny when i do buecase im just like wtf why am i telling them this i know its not even going to happen like this but its not like im lying because im just using selective words to hide the truth so that makes it ok lol im a jackass and ive done a lot of bad shit and when i tell about it i always say im sorry or ive changed or whatever but i really havent im still just as glad i did it today as i was when i did it hell thinking about it still puts a smile on my face but i know im not that fucked up so i guess i just dont care atleast i dont get off to baby heads and limbs photoshopped onto adult pornographic images thats pretty fucked up right there but thats still not the worst of people wich is why i love people cause theyre all fucked up and the really fucked up ones dont even see anything wrong with it wich is obviously why im not really fucked up cause i see a lot wrong with the things i do but i just dont care theyre wrong and im glad i had a certain conversation with a certain young woman tonight it really made me realize how retarded i was being before with that other girl that used to be but i think ive typed enough for one night i dont know i just wanted to type and type and type wich is weird cause i had no intention of writing an entry even when i managed to log in funy how that stuff goes isnt it but oh well i guess i wrote one and i guess its pretty long but thats ok cause i feel fine actually i feel great and typing just makes me feel so much better and i dont even know why but i love it so

lol cats+shotgun

lol 50$ more like nobodys worth shit.

and dont take my hate, its all i have left

there is nobody worth $50

16 but not 1

4 whores, too many? i think so, so i shot 3 of them, then strangled the 4th, if this seems wrong to you, then you obviously dont understand, because now i have 6 whores, and the problem is just worse. on the bright side though, much ganking and raping did occur, fucking 43 though hed get away, ha, have to be faster next time bitch. how long must i wait? god, i have no patience, anybody whos ever talked to me for more than 5 seconds can figure that out, because i cant stand to wait even 5 seconds. you know how much time can pass in 5 seconds? quite a bit, in 5 seconds i could have done half of my lifes work, possibly all of it. its 3 times half of infinity, so obviously its enough time for me to get bored in. ah, infinity, i sure as hell hope existance isnt infinite, sure, it sounds nice, but even heaven would be boring as hell if you had to spend an infinite amount of time in it. so wether you go to heaven or hell, youre still stuck in hell adventually, so why the hell bother with it? sure life on earth is boring as hell too, but atleast its not infinite in time, infact its quite short when compared to infinity. and that clark gable guy, he cant admire shit. but i want so badly to believe him. absurd. is it really absurd though, maybe hes the only truth, maybe im absurd. fuck you, dont look at me like that, youre absurd. [yawn] man, im not going to be tired for another 2 hours atleast, i know i shouldnt have come home so early. why dont people get it, its not so tough to get. 2 months, no fingerprints, damn im good. thats one clean platter, could use some blowing off though, but not a single touch on it. i sort of miss the 3 toed toad actually, he was so much different, and he came from such a better time, ah, the times of those times. for 400 dollars i would completely not tell anybody what you did, even though they figured it out on their own, wich was kind of shitty, sort of made me feel bad actually. yeah, thats right, human emotion, whod have thought it, not me, actually, its not true, i didnt feel bad you got caught at all, i really didnt care, but i felt bad because it could reflect on me, like you thought i had told them, when i hadnt, he just jumped to conclusions, and they happened to be right. oh well, that was a long time ago too. am i right that there could be nothing better? ha, let me help you remember, you suck, and theres a lot better, i could lecture on why it has to be, so please, let me go. but i cant. the wound never will heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures. after the lackluster response on the 30 dollar reply, i have to say, you all failed, almost, id accept 2 of those answers, i think, i dont know i read them so long ago i dont remember them all, but i think there were 2 right answers. but minus half a point for no follow through. ah, that feels better, its been too long my friend. where have you been? hahaha, what an anoying bitch. and she was never to be seen again. lordy lordy wynters 40, she so beats me ;_;. i need checked in, i can feel it coming, i dont like when it comes, its scary, i dont like that type of scary. i need shackles, and a dao12, thatd be handy too. i wonder how many times i could fire before i couldnt fire anymore. Ive thought of calling dave again, but dave isnt really worth it, he never really was, was he? i wish he had done something i cared about so id feel motivated to talk to him again. i wonder how jessica is. i do these things, but i dont mean to, its not me, i swear. man, i wish i could have 1 brain instead of 2, that would rock, maybe i could get my own movie too. even if not though, i know 1 way i could get my own movie. why would i want my own movie though, that would be too much stress, and too much spotlight, also it would probably have some crappy actor in it, like the rock, because hes a whore and offers to be in movies for free just so he can be in movies, damn you rock! youve fucked up doom for me, you will never be sarge, the sarge in my heart is so many times better than you. kill the man become the monster. you are. very weird, not like any of the other ones. i wonder if i should try to peel it. surely its pus filled. ok it was. electric cycle was so awesome, come back. purr for me one last time. but no, never again, i cant let it, or should i let it? hmm, thats a good question. surely it wouldnt be right to let it come back, to purr, even one last time, its time, no, its past time. but what is time, damn you einstein. ne pas entreposer aux fins de reutilisation. that is something i need to learn, and live by, and i think a lot of people need to learn this, ne pas entreposer partliellement utilisees. it would make life so much more. even so topo chico will always be there. FREE: one gently used eye, will take best offer. still though, isnt it simply amazing that we work? theres no way we should possibly work, it doesnt make any sense at all, so... impractical, so... stupid. such a joke. well ill tell you what, im not laughing, this joke blows, next one plzkthx. my master needs more slaves, theyre all being worked to almost their limit, not reading slaves of course, the chinese number learning kind of slaves obviously, big ones too, and lots of them. man, after looking back, failure, its all bee failure, thats why you push ahead, like a knife in somebodys back, it pushes ahead, the further ahead the better. man, a fist, thats just tallent. why does it even matter anymore, i know it doesnt, but, it almost feels like it should you know, like why does the world seem to think it shouldnt, i mean, eww, it should, but on the other hand, it seems like it shouldnt, i feel that it shouldnt, but maybe it should. but whatever, wheels keep turning. and with that, i leave you.

ARGH updating so many times recently, why do people want to read this drivel? its ok though because i have so much pouring from my mind right now, beacuse, as you cant see, my head is split open about 3 inches wide at the top, and out of it is pouring everything, yes, you heard me, everything, not just a little not just a lot, but everything, its all, yes, no, and go away i dont want to talk to you anymore, all of it. why is it that attraction is so messed up, magnets, they have no problems attracting, anything thats not of the same sex, theyre attracted to, and they never complain, magnets never get mad at each other, magnets never do anything wrong, fuck magnets. what is my problem? thats the best question ive ever been asked, what is wrong with me? i dont know, you dont know, i should get help. and if i had a quarter for everytime i had heard that i would have roughly $13.14, and thats not a lot of money, but since its in all quarters, that is quite a few times. man, looking back on all the things ive done, i dont even know how i did them, i just know i did them, and yeah, they were definately done, but almost like they werent done by me, i mean, i was there, i remember how they happened, but i dont know how they happend, its just, they were done by me almost, but by, another me. yes that must be it. another me, but wich me is... me. am i the me that people like, or am i the me that everybody always freaks out over? fate, i hate you, you suck big time. soda pop.

ok, i want you all to reply to this one.
if i gave you 30 dollars, what would you spend it on.
im fucking serious here, reply, bitches.

14 wombats wombating up a wombat tree, when one wombat bats a bat, a batted bat falls his faling way to the batcave, where he lies, dead, batted to death, and this is where the tale of the 3 toed frog begins, you see, the 3 toed frog was not always known as the 3 toed frog, once the 3 toed frog had as many toes as 14, but only one toe at a time of course, it just wouldnt be socially acceptable to keep anymore than 1 at once. but one day, he decided socially acceptable sucked anyways, and beside, if he hid all the other toes, and everybody thought he only had 1 toe at a time, then hey, why not, he could have his cake and eat it to, and god damn did that frog love him some cake, but who doesnt love cake, especially with icing, like omg icing is delicious its kind of fattening though, wich explains a lot about life, like why it sucks, and why the squirels all want to kill themselves, i like how they do it though, its a pretty good method dont ya think? i mean, hell if i ever killed myself, i would so make somebody else feel all the guilt for doing it, thats like awesome, i wonder how smart they really are, i mean with 4 brains and 2 heads, youd think they would be pretty smart, but you just can tell, i mean, sometimes when the planes just stop in the sky and the oceans stand still and the world just stops moving, it seems like its real, but then you realize, its just not real anymore, any of it, and its quite disheartening, why cant life be real? really, i mean, come on, is that too much to ask? my little furry buddy has been neglected as of late :( i feel bad for neglecting my little fox, hes so cute, but hes had to live seperated from his penguin for so long, what a horrible life, but atleast mancubus is living it up with his elders, hes been putting on some pounds though, i think he should stop eating, perhaps a diet of gas and nightshade would help thin him out, yes, that will do it, from now on i shall make sure he eats only gas, or nightshade, ill give him a choice, like that one bitch in that one movie, seven, man, that was a pretty good movie too now that i think about it, but i digress from my point, this stereo doesnt get loud enough, i can still hear myself talk to me, and thats just not acceptable, socially, politically, or even at all, perhaps if i taped my brain shut it would stop, or atleast be muffled. wow thats just too much, although i do like it, but i mean, i dont want to pay for it or anything, you know? i need something new to do, everything is getting old, i want to go try something new, like skydiving, then lighting the parachute on fire, then releasing it, then pulling the emergency shoot to land, except instead of landing, light it on fire too, because freefalling is so much more fun then parachuting anyways. or maybe flying, ive always wanted to fly something, i dont know, lifes been loosing colors for years now, but its getting so grey that im forgetting what colors look like, its like describing colors to a blind kid, its just not going to work out, i think they make medicing for that though, but yeah, or you could get one of those things in your head, with a video camera and all that shit wired straight to your brain, man, that would be tits, i want a freakin video camera wired straight to my brain, especially if it was cybernetically controlled, and i could have 360 degree viewing, man, i would give my octopus for that. wich reminds me, being doc oc would be the coolest thing, ever, i dont care who you are, doc oc fucking roxorz, i mean, i would give a lifetime supply of ocotpuses to be doc oc, he is singly the coolest person ever, he has freaking robotic arms, spiderman doesnt have shit on that. sorry for the cursing little one, but it happened, and i didnt go back and fix it, because ive typed a fair ammount, and i dont exactly know where they all are, and i dont care what ive typed enough to go back and actually read it, its probably not worth reading anyways, and if youve made it to the curse words then... you suck, why the hell are you reading this, theres a lot better things you could be doing like jumping on kittens or playing with clown shoes, heck you could even bust out a mini horse. i wonder how my wifes doing, i havent talked to him in like forevor. well kiddies as they say in austria, chandelle vela. thats not all they say though of course, because that would be a pretty boring country if people just walked around saying chandelle vella all the time, and it would be pretty hard to know what anybody actually meant since everything would be chandelle vella. ive had too many esprit de l'escaliers as of late, why is this? is my brain lagging, has the network between my brain/hand/fingers dropped from 10/100/1000 to just being 10? am i getting mentally handicapped, wheres all this going. but this phone, i love this phone, although i think i got it pregnant the other day, but it turned out negative, i was so relieved. poor frogs, they dont purr enough, i need more toes, they would be pretty handy, haha, get it, yeah, i didnt get it either, but i realized after i typed it what i had just typed and it was pretty lame, like an orange buffalo, now thats just lame, how orange can a buffalo be, i mean, come on, its a buffalo. i still really really want a copy of osx x86 though, if anybody can hookzorz me up with that, i would like, give them my sincereist gratitutionalness. i think ive spilled enough of my life out into a digital peice of crap for now though, so ill go back to scaling the digital antelopes and you can go back to whatever the hell you psychos do in your free time.

"i hung out with ______ all evening"
"yeah he came over"
"we went to _____ _____"
"yeah he was here"
"[whispers in background]dont tell him[more jumbled whispers]"
"why do you ask?"
"i thought you hated me"
why would i hate you?
"i dont know uhhh i just heard you did"
"yeah he came over"
"me and blah went blah blah all blah"
"yeah BLAH he BLAH BLAH BLAH monday"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"FUCKING BLAH"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
"BLAH BLAH BLAH"
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"BLAh BLAH BLAH BLAH"


shutup plzkthx

nothing

We'll never stop living this way.
Six billion humans can't be wrong.
One world, one shit.

RAWR, it died!!! WTF!!! RAWR, STAB STAB STAB, LIVE DAMNJOO!!

i dont have money for this

[melt]
[die]

today is a day, a day of many days, very much like so many other many dayed days, except one day in this day, was good. and good, as we all know means great, wich of course leads to 2 appricots a banana and half an inner tube. ohses, how many inner tubes would i trade to be dr. doom, and that is all of them, because inner tubes are fucking useless, but dr doom, now hes kick ass. i ran over a giant rat today, right on the head, squishy squish squish went the rattatat. ah, this weekend, what a lovely shade of purple, man, 15 is not going to be nearly enough, were going to need like 40, atleast, for the first 2 days. vroom vroom goes the motorcycle, the electic cycle only purrs though, purr cycle, purr your little electric heart out! yeah, when she described it as having her whole hand around it and still having an inch on the bottom and 2 inches on the top, i couldnt help but give her a grin, i think she liked it. man this orange juice is extra sour. well tomorrow is friday, it should be an easy friday, spiderman should be there. my zippo has lost his spark :( poor zippo, you shall be avenged! and repaired, you need some mods though, some sweet ass zippo tricked out bling. [lick] why are there so many!? i thought i wasnt worthy of even 1, oh well, ive found the one thats the best of them. having 21k songs sounds really good in theory, but damn, theres just so many, ill never be able to choose. ah, good choice. MANCUBUS W000, ive missed joo buddy, [huggle] stuck in a dream, well thatll do it for now, maybe later boys and girls, yaya, maybe, or maybe not. i hope those marks go away soon though, although they were quit fun, but yeah, thats illegal.

[POOF]

[bat wing sounds]

it must have been one really large sandwich.

been awhile. anyways

was at mc one night and met this chick. she's hot, nice and just amazing to be with. we talked...went to her house a couple of times...

got to straigten some stuff out...but overall...god..she's hot...

made some people jealous as well. that's an added bonus. i told a friend and that night she was all suicidal. teehee...crazy chicks.

but overall...god..she's hot...

danger, danger

;_;

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